Kevgelica on the Outs? Shocking New Details Emerge

As the August wedding of Kevin Foy, 25, and Angelica Agosto, 25, approaches, rumors of a falling-out between the couple abound. Recently, Foy took the field for a pre-game appearance at a home game for the Seattle Mariners baseball team. Fans and news sources quickly noted the absence of Agosto, whom, it turns out, has been vacationing in the Chicago area without her fiancé. Some have speculated that Agosto’s reluctance to take Foy’s last name resulted in a spat, after which Agosto high-tailed it to her home state of Illinois.

For his part, Foy has recently been spotted visiting with a previously unidentified woman on the Seattle set of Shoe In. Billed as a romantic comedy in which a materialistic young fashion model falls for an unfashionable yet good-natured Keds salesman, the filming is widely rumored to be a front for the latest Christian Bale-fueled actioner, Thundercats vs. the Jetsons on Smurf Island.

The woman, as it turns out, is up-and-coming film producer and baked-goods enthusiast, Jane Devine, 24. Though much younger than Foy, the two appeared “quite chummy” on the set, according to one source close to Devine. Devine is girlfriend to indy filmmaker and cult sex symbol Jason Lorig, 37, a friend of Foy, who was purportedly also present on the set. Agents for both Foy and Lorig have refused to comment on the story, or its possible effects on the beleaguered Corndog and the Squidge television pilot co-created by the two—a “bromance” revolving around a struggling writer’s attempt to finish his ten-thousand page novel, and his friendship with a would-be activist lothario.

Sources close to Lorig report him as appearing “haggard,” “frazzled,” and “generally unkempt” in recent days, noting his long hair and oft-stained clothing. Though some credited a long weekend of filming and creative differences on the set (possibly with Bale himself), DOINMRN is not ruling out the possibility that his deteriorating condition may result directly from this rumored love rectangle. Even his much anticipated appearance at Cannes now seems unlikely.

Sources close to Foy claim that, “This story is utter nonsense. Kevin and Angel [sic] love each other more than anything, and cannot wait for their wedding.” At this point, it remains to be seen whether that wedding actually will actually come to pass.